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American Crime Dramas Castle
Rizzoli & Isles
Orphan Black
the Mentalist
Cold Case
German (Crime) Shows,
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The Hunger Games
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AU: In which Jane walks in on Maura practicing her proposal speech.

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mamriehelbig:

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

one of my sisters friends got told last week that her natural hair was too blonde and that she needed to die it brown or she would get isolation for a week. Another of her friends had braids to make her Afro more manageable in the hot weather and to keep her head cooler and was told she had to take them out or cut them off.


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save-geek-monkey:

no but seriously, reblog this and i will send you terrible three line fanfic based on your url


fuckyeahrizzoli-isles:

1x07 & 5x03 ~ anon request


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willkommen-in-germany:

Cremige Wirsing-Parmesan-Suppe (Creamy Savoy Cabbage Soup)
Zutaten für 4 Personen: 1⁄2 Wirsingkopf (ca. 600 g) - 1 Zwiebel - 250 g Kartoffeln - 2 EL Butter - Salz - 2 Messerspitzen gemahlener Kümmel - 3 Scheiben Toastbrot - je 1⁄2 Bund Petersilie und Dill - 1 rote Chilischote - 100 g Parmesan (vom Stück) - 200 g Schlagsahne 
Wirsing putzen, waschen, vier­teln, den Strunk entfernen, und grob schneiden. Zwiebel schälen und würfeln. Kartoffeln schälen, waschen, in grobe Stücke schneiden. 1 EL Butter in einem großen Topf erhitzen. Zwiebel und Wirsing darin unter Rühren 5 Min andünsten. Kartoffeln und 1 Liter Wasser zugießen. Mit Salz und Kümmel würzen. Alles aufkochen, zugedeckt ca. 15 Minuten köcheln. Inzwischen Brot würfeln und 1 EL Butter in einer Pfanne erhitzen. Brot darin unter Wenden ca. 5 Minuten rösten. Mit Salz würzen. Die Kräuter waschen, trocken, zupfen und fein hacken bzw. schneiden. Chili putzen, längs aufschneiden, entkernen, waschen und in sehr feine Ringe schneiden. Die Suppe mit einem Stabmixer fein pürieren. Käse fein reiben und in der Suppe schmelzen lassen. Chili und Sahne zugeben, 2–3 Minuten köcheln. Mit Salz abschmecken. Suppe anrichten und mit Kräutern und Croûtons bestreuen. Guten Appetit!

willkommen-in-germany:

Cremige Wirsing-Parmesan-Suppe (Creamy Savoy Cabbage Soup)

Zutaten für 4 Personen: 1⁄2 Wirsingkopf (ca. 600 g) - 1 Zwiebel - 250 g Kartoffeln - 2 EL Butter - Salz - 2 Messerspitzen gemahlener Kümmel - 3 Scheiben Toastbrot - je 1⁄2 Bund Petersilie und Dill - 1 rote Chilischote - 100 g Parmesan (vom Stück) - 200 g Schlagsahne 

Wirsing putzen, waschen, vier­teln, den Strunk entfernen, und grob schneiden. Zwiebel schälen und würfeln. Kartoffeln schälen, waschen, in grobe Stücke schneiden. 1 EL Butter in einem großen Topf erhitzen. Zwiebel und Wirsing darin unter Rühren 5 Min andünsten. Kartoffeln und 1 Liter Wasser zugießen. Mit Salz und Kümmel würzen. Alles aufkochen, zugedeckt ca. 15 Minuten köcheln. Inzwischen Brot würfeln und 1 EL Butter in einer Pfanne erhitzen. Brot darin unter Wenden ca. 5 Minuten rösten. Mit Salz würzen. Die Kräuter waschen, trocken, zupfen und fein hacken bzw. schneiden. Chili putzen, längs aufschneiden, entkernen, waschen und in sehr feine Ringe schneiden. Die Suppe mit einem Stabmixer fein pürieren. Käse fein reiben und in der Suppe schmelzen lassen. Chili und Sahne zugeben, 2–3 Minuten köcheln. Mit Salz abschmecken. Suppe anrichten und mit Kräutern und Croûtons bestreuen. Guten Appetit!

draycen:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

draycen:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

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911official:

that was a roller coaster the whole way though 

911official:

that was a roller coaster the whole way though 

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great


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amroyounes:

The Most Creative Business Cards Ever.

  1. Toy Chair Business Card
  2. Miniature Plumber’s Plunger With Contact Information
  3. Seed Packet Business Card
  4. Bike Multi-Tool Business Card
  5. Classic Rock Theme Business Card: This groovy hair salon comb plays a classic rock theme when rubbed by fingernail, using the same principle as a musicbox comb. 
  6. Transformable Cargo Box Business Card

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